The perks of being on steroids

Well i was wondering kids, are steroids completely illegal or are they just considered unethical in the case of professional athletes and body builders? Ah well, on to my actual point. I'm feeling much better now after my second go at the medicines. I started feeling pretty horrible at school but hey, i got completely caught up in economics and analysis, i even almost got everything done for AP Language. I should be fine by the end of the week though.
Does anybody know how one might go about raising his or her class rank? How do they calculate that anyway? I don't think i could beat the Robert-tron if it was based solely on gpa. well i probably could but i'm not willing to turn into a completely soulless workbot, I NEED A LIFE TOO!!! Ahhh, my families been turning the thumbscrews trying to get me to pick a definite major for college. i don't know, at this point it would be great if someone would just decide for me. I love music and would enjoy composing music for films like john williams and danny elfman do but i also want to be a doctor or publisher and i've always wanted to start my own business, like a day spa. BAH!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!! Effie (Stephanie) has joined the darkside and decided on a major, she wants to be a history teacher. that seems great for her but it makes me sad that i can't say "hey, yeah this is what i want to do."
It just seems like with all these years of school i haven't gotten any real experience that would allow me to make an educated decision on what i'm actually good at.]
Let's not end on a potentially depressing point though, tralala Pathways' writing and art competition is starting early thanks the incessant pleadings of effie and myself. So kiddies, got songs, short stories, drawings, or photos? If you do submit them to Pathways and you might even win some money in time for christmas.